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Count Gnomula Toothy Teeth with chalkbord sign – Zombie Gnome(🔥BUY 3 GET 1 FREE🔥)Gardensel™

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Count Gnomula Toothy Teeth
Has a hard life to lead
You see somewhere
Along the way
He took up a stance
Against eating meat
So now he haunts
The vegetable patch
Hunting for feed
Never quite finding
What it is he needs
His hunger makes him grumpy His morals make it worse
Living as a vegan vampire is Truly an unruly curse
Draining the blood
from veggies, and
Each day becoming
A little more lean
Toothy Teeth wears his sign
and does his best
to look mean
Although he’s proud
of his choice
to abstain from blood
He’s not having much
luck and/or fun
hunting in the mud.

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When you could use a little lawn gnome magic, let our delightful, personality-packed fairy garden gnome statues wish a warm garden gnome welcome to your guests! Whether you choose yard gnomes who are delightfully demure or downright naughty, they will make unique and joyful gifts!

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