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Seymour Guts – Zombie Gnome(🔥BUY 3 GET 1 FREE🔥)Gardensel™

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As a caring Gnome in the little Gnomish community, Seymour was always there to talk. He’d always encourage the rest of his Dwarfish brethren to “open up”. As coincidence would have it, now he’s the one spilling his guts! One of the original infected, his plump pot belly made him appear like a juicy pulled-pork-pot-pie-pleasure to the rest of the hungry undead in the garden. So, without hesitation he was torn open like a Thanksgiving turkey and the visceral mess you see before you is what remains of him today.

Standing at 13in tall and weighing in at a whopping 13lbs.
He is cast in solid gypsum cement and ready to display his innards in your garden!
Hand-casted, hand-painted, hand-made, hand-biter!

Infect your household today!

Each of these mythical walking corpses are sculpted meticulously in water/oil clay, casted in rock solid premium grade gypsum cement. Then hand-painted to bring out all of their ghoulish detail (and to ensure that no two are exactly the same). Lastly, they are each coated in a high gloss outdoor sealer to prevent any further decay and to help these carnivorous cadavers withstand the elements in their continuous hunt for human flesh.

Add Fun to Your Garden

  • FUNNY GNOME - Our naughty gnome statue's cute gnome butt shines as the perfect gag gift and one of the most unique garden ornaments your guests will ever be "exposed" to.
  • WELCOME GARDEN GNOMES - As he welcomes your guests, our funny gnome statue's beard touches the ground as his gnome butt reaches for the sky
  • HIGH QUALITY - Hand-cast using real crushed stone bonded with durable designer resin, our garden gnome's "exposed areas" are topped with UV resistant, full color paint
  • DESIGNED  GNOME - Exclusive to the brand, this cute nome squatting statue makes a perfect gift for home, lawn or garden

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When you could use a little lawn gnome magic, let our delightful, personality-packed fairy garden gnome statues wish a warm garden gnome welcome to your guests! Whether you choose yard gnomes who are delightfully demure or downright naughty, they will make unique and joyful gifts!

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